tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8187128942585713021.post2152260501055881969..comments2024-03-15T04:41:02.773-04:00Comments on Dispatches From Kickassistan: Did I Seriously Just Watch That? - Captain Piccard and the Topless Space Vampires EditionUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8187128942585713021.post-43902586129478131422012-11-06T07:40:40.260-05:002012-11-06T07:40:40.260-05:00How much for the mind tentacle? Need one here on t...How much for the mind tentacle? Need one here on the double.Jezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09648892955926127864noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8187128942585713021.post-55937997334857336252012-11-04T18:42:34.295-05:002012-11-04T18:42:34.295-05:00The government of the People's Republic of Kic...The government of the People's Republic of Kickassistan claims no responsibility to loss of time, wages or sanity incurred from failing to observe the admonitions and safety precautions mentioned above. The Office of the Solicitor General further suggests that potential observers avoid looking directly at Lifeforce, making physical contact with Lifeforce and speaking to Lifeforce; should a potential viewer come into direct contact with Lifeforce, we suggest the contactee consult his or her nearest psychic surgeon to have the memory of contact expunged from his or her psychic register. In all cases, viewers of Lifeforce are reminded by the Kickassistan Bureau of Tourism that all Kickassistani territories currently offer psychic surgery services as part of the comprehensive package of medical and parapsychological services provided at all Kickassistani territorial hospitals. Act now and get a new mind-tentacle installed at no additional charge! Adam Muszkiewiczhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12046628343673308107noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8187128942585713021.post-31447983659584217342012-11-04T16:55:07.669-05:002012-11-04T16:55:07.669-05:00now i HAVE to watch this, and I will HAVE to bill ...now i HAVE to watch this, and I will HAVE to bill you my time spent not working. Jezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09648892955926127864noreply@blogger.com