|Zombie space vampires strike again!|
Yup, that all happens in this movie.
The good news is that I don't have to tell you any more about the plot.
|This spaceship is either in the tail of Haley's comet or *IS* Haley's comet.|
|The best way to defeat space vampires|
I mentioned at the start of this article that I watched this movie about two years ago and decided that I needed to do so again, primarily for the sake of writing another article like this about it. My wife was an unfortunate victim. I just had to wait for her to head off to work for me to watch the last 20 minutes of it because neither one of us could make it through the whole thing in one sitting. She hopes to never have to sit through it again, ever. Even after the painful experience of watching Lifeforce last night, I have to admit that I might try it again sometime when (a) at least a year has passed, (b) my wife isn't around and (c) I feel the masochistic urge to punch myself in the brain by watching it again. I actually suggest giving Lifeforce a try, but bear a few things in mind:
- Have something else to do while watching it. Lifeforce is best when you're not actually paying attention to it.
- Don't think too hard about it. Naked space vampires. That's all you need to know.
- Don't get drinks or snacks ready beforehand, you may need to take a break from all of the majesty that is Lifeforce.